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Masters of the Universe is basically what happens when you make Barbie and Battlefield Earth the *same* movie.

HORROR ADJACENT: Masters of the Universe (2026)

Move over Transformers; Mattel tries to turn He-Man into the next resurrected '80s cash cow franchise with a rebooted Masters of the Universe.

1977's Fight For Your Life is a home-invasion thriller unlike any other.

Fight For Your Life Is The Next Halloween Classic

Fight For Your Life is an obscure, late ’70s home invasion thriller with a VERY timely message    We’re always looking for the next cult hit Halloween movie — and Fi...

Bela Tarr's 1994 arthouse classic Satantango *might* be a low-key horror movie ...

IS IT HORROR? Satantango (1994)

Bela Tarr's seven-hour-long Satantango is widely hailed as a '90s arthouse classic. But at its heart, is it *just* a regular old horror movie?

Michael Myers and Chucky-themed sodas might be just the beginning!

Ten More Horror-Themed Sodas We’d Love To See!

There are so many opportunities for tie-in slasher icon sodas out there it's ABSURD (and potentially absurdly profitable!)

An unauthorized Freddy Krueger has been a staple of the pro wrestling scene for decades!

Freddy Krueger: Pro Wrestling Superstar?

Freddy Krueger like you’ve never seen him before! Freddy Krueger was a HUGE pop culture icon of the ’80s. And considering how popular pro wrestling was in the Reagan years, it’s not ...

Assault on Precinct 13

Why ‘Assault on Precinct 13’ is a Classic Horror Movie (Without Actually *Being* a Horror Movie)

Assault on Precinct 13 is John Carpenter’s sophomore effort. Before this, his only feature film had been Dark Star, co-written and co-starring Dan O’Bannon. Yet even though Dark Star sur...

Predator 2

How ‘Predator 2’ Does Justice to the Original

I don’t have to tell anyone here what a great movie Predator is. Hopefully everyone knows that by now. It’s one of the defining action films of the 1980s. It crosses genres in extremely ...

Insane Clown Posse Takes on FBI in Poignant Documentary [Review]

One of the things that make our country so great is the freedoms that we as citizens enjoy. We have the right to free speech, religion, press, and the ability to assemble outside of government interfe...

The Alfred Hitchcock Classics Collection [Blu-Ray Review]

Alfred Hitchcock was a true master of suspense. He started directing films in the medium’s silent infancy, and continued through the addition of sound, and creating some of his best work after ...